caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

image

It’s so freaking cute.

Gah!! X3


On “Severus Snape: A Slytherin Who Died Like A Gryffindor”

deer-digest:

Here’s the thing:

Snape did not die like a Gryffindor.

Most of the Gryffindors at least those who are quintessential Gryffindors we see die go out in a blaze of bravery and glory, making some sort of dramatic final stand or protecting their loved ones

Snape didn’t do that.

Snape died trying to outsmart/ outwit Voldemort, trying to save his own life, trying to talk a psychopath out of murdering him.

He died like a Slytherin, but that’s a good thing!

As Sirius said, “the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters.” Each House is associated with good and admirable qualities, and each house has its shortcomings. The books aren’t split into good Gryffindors and bad Slytherins.

Yes, most of the Slytherins we see in the books use their cunning, ambition, and other “Slytherin” characteristics negatively which is a shame but those aren’t necessarily bad or evil qualities! And bravery and intelligence and loyalty aren’t always good, or used for good. Rushing headlong into a dangerous situation isn’t always the most admirable choice. It takes another type of bravery to try to talk your way out of being killed, to look death square in the face and stay calm and try to convince your attacker to stop.

I’m not apologizing for him- far from it. Snape is not a good person. He is very, very flawed- and he makes some terrible choices- but he dies trying to right some of his wrongs. Perhaps not for the right motivations, but he tried. That’s what sets him apart from the Malfoys of the world. He dies fighting against Voldemort, dies trying to protect Harry and the Order’s cause, dies because of his loyalty to Dumbledore. But you know what? The qualities that are most stereotypically Slytherin- the cunning, ambition, resourcefulness, self-preservation, etc- are what keep him alive for so long. They’re what allow him to live as a spy and double-agent for so many years. They’re what made him such an asset to the Order, to Hogwarts, to the Death Eaters. He certainly doesn’t always use these traits for good (for the most part, he is not a good man); but he does try to do some good in the world, with the assets he’s got.

Basically what I’m trying to say is that we don’t need to say “he died like a Gryffindor" to say he died heroically or valiantly or whatever.

Snape died like a Slytherin and there should be nothing wrong with that.

YES!!


born2sigh:

lliampayne:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

lmfao

im so uncomfortable 

Wha—????

(Source: anselgifs)


cookiecarnival:

"The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique."
- Walt Disney

Not gonna lie, I’m guilty of some of these… I think.


adriftc0nsciousness:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

Omg

That sounds like something my boyfriend would do, to be honest.

adriftc0nsciousness:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

Omg

That sounds like something my boyfriend would do, to be honest.

(Source: erospainter)


rabiesjnke:

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

^^^This

Basically.

rabiesjnke:

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:

only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

^^^This

Basically.

(Source: miaouler)


windazure:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 
Everyone else go home

I am crying from laughing so hard. I’ve totally experienced this. Good shit.

Bet you the composer on that piece wanted to be a complete troll.

windazure:

grellholmes:

elsajeni:

gunslingerannie:

justtkeepcalmm:

dean-and-his-pie:

fororchestra:

musicalmelody:

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

I am crying from laughing so hard. I’ve totally experienced this. Good shit.

Bet you the composer on that piece wanted to be a complete troll.

(Source: housecatincarnate)



Had an anxiety attack earlier today during a practice test.

I feel like crap now just thinking about it. Ugh…

How am I supposed to do well enough for exams if I’m freaking out in the dry runs???


my-blogknowswhatyoudidinthedark:

trinitylaughs:

dutchster:

phanistheshit:

princessdaisyofficial:

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HE’S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF HUMAN TRASH

omfg “don’t jump to conclusions” this little fuck

very relevant text post

i searched his tweet history for ‘sorry’ and all that came up was ‘sorry no vines lately’

i fucking hate him

… Is it possible for all of humanity’s waste to be compacted into one human being??

(Source: mariowiki)